Legendary Dark Souls player completes the entire trilogy without getting hit while using a saxophone as a controller, and now I feel even more inadequate

Dr. Doot, a streamer known for completing difficult games using a saxophone as a controller, has defeated Dark Souls hitless.
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Masochistic Dark Souls streamer randomly switches between Elden Ring, Sekiro, and Dark Souls games every few seconds

Games I was informed of what seems to be the only game on Steam with this many 100% positive reviews, and I need you to see it with me Action RPGs FromSoftware, you appear to have broken Elden Ring ...
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Streamer achieves git gud godhood by beating all mainline Souls games at level 1, back to back, without getting hit—then explodes into tears of relief

Typically I open these news stories with a quippy hook or an interesting bit of imagery—something to get you into the right mindset. In this case, however, I am stunned into metaphorical silence, ...