I’m a pretty loyal consumer. Once I find something that works for me, whether it’s ketchup or toothpaste, I usually stick with it unless something truly horrible happens, like they change the formula ...

There’s a truck coming. A big, pink-and-blue 18-wheeler -the sort of truck the Knight Rider would have, if the Knight Rider were a 13-year-old girl. It’s full of (simulated) lust, murder, and ...